Oldest - So how did you know Daddy loved you?
Me - When he got me a bucket and held up my hair as I puked my guts out.
Oldest - Ergh! That's disgusting and not romantic at all!
Me - That's true love.
Oldest - (Stares at me with disgust.) So did you ever hold Daddy's hair for him while he threw up?
Me - He has short hair.
Oldest - You know what I mean! Did you hold a bucket while he was sick?
Me - No way! I'm a sympathetic vomiter. Can't do it.
Oldest - You're not right! So you're saying Daddy loves you more than you love Daddy?
Me - No, I'm just smarter.
Oldest - (long pause) Mom, I can see your evil genius at work.
Me - That's because (doing my best Darth Vader impersonation) I am your Mother.
Oldest - I'm out of here.
Me - Come back child, join me and we will rule the world...
LOL -- love it!
ReplyDeleteHe he he.
ReplyDeleteYou are a bit Lord Vader, aren't you. :)
Do you ever babysit, or child sit? I'm just wonderong what kids might think of you who weren't yours? :)
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHAHA! I love that Oldest can recognize your evil genius ;). Definitely a good sign!
ReplyDeleteYour family is awesome. Ello!
ReplyDeleteOther kids think I'm freaking hilarious - but for some reason my kids find me embarrassing. So sad...
ReplyDeleteROFL!
ReplyDeleteYour kids are going to take over the world some day. :)
Angie
That's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteSniff, sniff.
ReplyDeleteI am still waiting for the day when my son calls me an evil genius.
So touching!
lol... methinks that child will soon be a ruler in her own right! ;) lol
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