tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post654120857364051153..comments2024-03-01T00:28:27.209-05:00Comments on Hello Ello: Do Zombies Crap?Ello - Ellen Ohhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18311917335471167591noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-69944898618095946632009-04-20T11:22:00.000-04:002009-04-20T11:22:00.000-04:00OMG! This made me laugh out loud!
BTW, I just fi...OMG! This made me laugh out loud! <br /><br />BTW, I just finished The Forest of Hands and Teeth and loved it. Crapping zombies and all.Danettehttp://danettevigilante.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-18801911410491434612009-04-19T18:34:00.000-04:002009-04-19T18:34:00.000-04:00HAHA! I am so glad that me and my husband aren't t...HAHA! I am so glad that me and my husband aren't the only one who've talked about this. <br /><br />For the record--we'd both shoot each other. :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11431700962951592287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-55766064619664799202009-04-19T10:09:00.000-04:002009-04-19T10:09:00.000-04:00Funny post as usual! (My husband would run too, he...Funny post as usual! (My husband would run too, he's a scaredy cat!)<br /><br />I think zombies wear Depends. ;)Kelly Polarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10968381456100611120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-86835604599733225372009-04-19T01:41:00.000-04:002009-04-19T01:41:00.000-04:00Hey girl! I nominated you for the lemonade stand a...Hey girl! I nominated you for the lemonade stand award on my blog.Christina Farleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03459203755170266842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-61788776195334599002009-04-18T12:54:00.000-04:002009-04-18T12:54:00.000-04:00Good post...it made me laugh! xGood post...it made me laugh! xAkasha Savage.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13482147165827577180noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-1085799110561367212009-04-18T12:30:00.000-04:002009-04-18T12:30:00.000-04:00I've never thought about zombies crapping their pa...I've never thought about zombies crapping their pants since they freak me out, but if you say it is so, better to be prepared than crapped on. Da Man so loses.<br /><br />Funny post!Vivian Mahoneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11285339307161020541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-5783240320132860352009-04-18T10:55:00.000-04:002009-04-18T10:55:00.000-04:00The main reason zombies crap their pants is that t...The main reason zombies crap their pants is that they've never been identified by retailers as a target market for bathroom products.<br /><br />Every time I visit the supermarket these days, I can't move for hordes of zombies shuffling around looking for undead-friendly toilet paper.<br /><br />'Dis one's gotta picture of a cute furry cat...'<br /><br />'It dead?'<br /><br />'No.'<br /><br />'Then it ain't for us. Let's go rip some limbs, guys....'<br /><br />If we can keep these murderous horrors in wipes, maybe they'll quieten down and leave us all alone.Whirlochrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09846196906206886945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-49114960452093633782009-04-18T09:16:00.000-04:002009-04-18T09:16:00.000-04:00Leave it to you to get potty into a conversation a...Leave it to you to get potty into a conversation about zombies! You're a hoot!<br /><br />I feel DaMan's pain. :)J. L. Kruegerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03335606939334631954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-61523974152437796792009-04-18T05:06:00.000-04:002009-04-18T05:06:00.000-04:00Ello, thanks for liking my limericks. the praise m...Ello, thanks for liking my limericks. the praise meant a lot, coming from someone like you.<br />if you liked my blog please do become a follower. its neat to have a reader like you. already waiting for your next post.Amritorupa Kanjilal https://www.blogger.com/profile/05297857308903060458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-78791279854549214212009-04-18T05:05:00.000-04:002009-04-18T05:05:00.000-04:00like Da Man said, there IS something wrong with yo...like Da Man said, there IS something wrong with you.<br />and there is something wrong with me too. i am reading this and tears are streaming down my eyes...Amritorupa Kanjilal https://www.blogger.com/profile/05297857308903060458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-6213024619076956512009-04-18T02:53:00.000-04:002009-04-18T02:53:00.000-04:00I read this post (or at least some of it) to my so...I read this post (or at least some of it) to my son. He asked if you were young 'cause you blog about cool things :)Kimbra Kaschhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16955657301998255029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-60872116790527768352009-04-17T22:24:00.000-04:002009-04-17T22:24:00.000-04:00Well, at least if you were a zoombie, you'd be pop...Well, at least if you were a zoombie, you'd be popular. They are all the rage now.Christina Farleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03459203755170266842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-64279085275748067252009-04-17T22:08:00.000-04:002009-04-17T22:08:00.000-04:00LOL! You're completely whacked, but that's okay '...LOL! You're completely whacked, but that's okay 'cause it's very entertaining. :D<br /><br />AngieAngiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11920578701763415331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-53441011111419726732009-04-17T18:06:00.000-04:002009-04-17T18:06:00.000-04:00Ello,
You're the only person I know that would us...Ello,<br /><br />You're the only person I know that would use the word, "ergo" while discussing zombies shitting their pants. :-)<br /><br />By the way, I tagged you in a meme at my place... really would love to see what you have to say about being a mom.Merry Monteleonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09435956005780500310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-26649992204657797382009-04-17T17:18:00.000-04:002009-04-17T17:18:00.000-04:00I always figured the word for what they do was mor...I always figured the word for what they do was more like... 'leak'.<br /><br />:-DSteve Malleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17561234111786788616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-75346131022027291652009-04-17T16:42:00.000-04:002009-04-17T16:42:00.000-04:00I sort of assumed zombies didn't crap. But I conf...I sort of assumed zombies didn't crap. But I confess as to never giving it a whole lot of thought.Charles Gramlichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02052592247572253641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-15137123594691856922009-04-17T15:44:00.000-04:002009-04-17T15:44:00.000-04:00Umm . . . does the phrase "spousal privilege" mean...Umm . . . does the phrase "spousal privilege" mean anything to you?<br /><br />On a more serious note, you gotta' admit, a zombies' life is not a bad deal. <br /><br />Think about it.<br /><br />1. Food - check, lots of people everywhere.<br /><br />2. Sleep - check, don't need any.<br /><br />3. School/work - check, see #1 above.<br /><br />4. Pooping at will whereever and whenever you want . . . priceless (unless you buy into my theory in which case even better!).<br /><br />Aaaaah . . . its' the zombie life for me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-35615118704229774812009-04-17T15:21:00.000-04:002009-04-17T15:21:00.000-04:00I don't know which is more funny, this post, or th...I don't know which is more funny, this post, or the conversations your kids have about poop.Cheryl Kauffmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15540901472069145697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-20530665755940491212009-04-17T14:01:00.000-04:002009-04-17T14:01:00.000-04:00Feeling a need to write a story where the zombies ...Feeling a need to write a story where the zombies poop... :)Cate Gardnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05634397106201021055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-37774619601121512742009-04-17T13:46:00.000-04:002009-04-17T13:46:00.000-04:00That dialogue was funnier than any sitcom on-air n...That dialogue was funnier than any sitcom on-air now! How real, yet how serious, can you get about zombies? LOLLarramieGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07198109684891545903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-42353292876044522012009-04-17T13:15:00.000-04:002009-04-17T13:15:00.000-04:00Good one!Good one!Lana Gramlichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06975996208260144558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-13464255094511721472009-04-17T12:50:00.000-04:002009-04-17T12:50:00.000-04:00Ok, so as predicted, he blinked himself awake, fro...Ok, so as predicted, he blinked himself awake, frowned and said, "That's the stupidest question ever." Further prodding yielded that "of course" he'd try to save me and that he'd "bash my head in" rather than let me live a pooptastic zombie life (which, I guess, is romantic???). However, further attempts at dissecting zombie poop biology were ignored.Martha Flynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07577165520610942727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-67854346854563967302009-04-17T12:19:00.000-04:002009-04-17T12:19:00.000-04:00Yes, we must we must... :-)
Even now sometimes in...Yes, we must we must... :-)<br /><br />Even now sometimes in a meeting room when my manager is explaining a new process which no one is ever going to follow for it is not of any use in the first place... I think escape strategies... Will I fit in that ventilator??Aniket Thakkarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18311954967682696734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-40286517107883475602009-04-17T11:39:00.000-04:002009-04-17T11:39:00.000-04:00Kim - that's just no fun. Tell him he has to get i...Kim - that's just no fun. Tell him he has to get into the spirit of things! Hypotheticals are great for the imagination! That's why you're the writer Kim!<br /><br />WW - ewwww, but exactly my point!!!<br /><br />Blogless sighting!!!<br /><br />Todd - those games scare me! I'm kind of a wuss cause they come at you so fast. <br /><br />Aniket - you need to talk to me! We could have gone on for hours! It's such an important question! Silly people ignoring it. When the zombies come they'll be sorry!<br /><br />Martha - poke him awake and ask him for me. $5 says he gives you a crazy stare and ignores you. But $10 if he says I would save you even if it meant I sacrifice myself for you. and guts bursting is so much worse than continually crapping your pants. Cause one bursts out in a big massive poop explosion. The other one just goes down.Ello - Ellen Ohhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18311917335471167591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4595491177347226789.post-12065862490836825942009-04-17T11:17:00.000-04:002009-04-17T11:17:00.000-04:00the best part about online contact with other writ...the best part about online contact with other writers is that reminder that i'm not crazy - in fact, i verge on normal - when it comes to random thoughts.<br /><br />kim/ello - i debated asking my husband this question (as he cluelessly sleeps on next to me right now) but we're on vacation so i'll spare him this once<br /><br />i think the zombie survival guide says they don't poop - eventually their guts bust out. does that make it better?Martha Flynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07577165520610942727noreply@blogger.com