Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Random Funny Things My Kids Say - Part 34

Hi everyone! Have you missed me? I'm still not back but had to break blogging hiatus for another random kids day.
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The girls have watched Coraline for the 10th time and were talking about the movie while I was driving to Krispy Kreme for an emergency donut run.

Oldest - So if the other mother kidnapped our parents what would you do?

Youngest - I would grab her arms and bite her really hard.

Angus - You can't! Her hands were made of metal and her arms are real skinny. You'd break your teeth!

Youngest - I would kick her in her butt!

Oldest - Um, hello! Monster, remember?

Angus - Well I would bring Daddy and a nose pin. And then I would aim Daddy's butt at the monster and put on my nose pin. Daddy would fart aaaaaaannnnnnnd. The. Monster. Would. DIEEEEEEEEE!!!! Dun dun dun.

Oldest - But Mom and Dad would be kidnapped by the monster!

Angus - Oh yeah! Well I would poop in my pants and then I would take off my poopy pants and throw it at the monster's face.

Youngest - YUCKY!

Oldest - You would be half naked!

Angus - Well, that way I could also fart as I run away. And. She. Would. DIE!!!!! Dun dun dun!!!

Oldest - You're disgusting.

Youngest - I have to poop now.

One of these days I've got to record them secretly. I can't really capture the true essence of how funny they are by words alone.

OK - now back to frantic, feverish revising!
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26 comments:

  1. Kelly PolarkAugust 25, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    I love that your household has as much potty talk as ours does! :)
    Your kids are too funny...and I love how they discuss these what if situations! I have to still watch Coraline by the way!

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  2. Rebecca KnightAugust 25, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    AHAHAHAHA. Ew.

    That is priceless :P. You SHOULD record them, if for no other reason than to play it for them when they're older. Lol.

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  3. Catherine VibertAugust 25, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    Well, that's pretty darned funny! I love the dun dun dun. My kids and I do that all the time. How is it that we know what dun dun dun means? Even when kids?

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  4. Angela Williams DueaAugust 25, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    Hilarious! And very creative...you may have a couple of authors growing up in your home. I would love to hear Ello's secret kid tapes.

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  5. UnknownAugust 25, 2009 at 8:50 PM

    AHAHA! Love it! Thanks for sharing!!

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  6. Charles GramlichAugust 26, 2009 at 12:21 AM

    I'm going to start referring to your kids as the Fart Crew!

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  7. Aniket ThakkarAugust 26, 2009 at 12:28 AM

    That monster has no clue how big a trouble he is in, does he? :D No one messes with angus... NO ONE! :D

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  8. Kimbra KaschAugust 26, 2009 at 1:23 AM

    One monster poop party - GhAStly!!!

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  9. Christina FarleyAugust 26, 2009 at 4:23 AM

    So great. You're girls are going to be famous soon. Good luck on revising and yes, I missed your blogs.

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  10. writtenwyrddAugust 26, 2009 at 8:47 AM

    Kids and scatalogical humor go together like milk and cookies... Perhaps that wasn't the best metaphore...

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  11. DanetteAugust 26, 2009 at 10:16 AM

    OMG! They are going to kill you for posting this stuff when they get older! :) Funny as heck though!

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  12. Ello - Ellen OhAugust 26, 2009 at 10:27 AM

    Thanks everyone!!! I've missed you all - but am still buckling down to revising. Some day soon, I will be done.... or else....

    And yes - one day in the future, my kids are going to kill me. But in the meantime, I must share!

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  13. Spy ScribblerAugust 26, 2009 at 11:08 AM

    Oh yes, Ellen, I would GIVE to have hear a recording of that conversation! Hilarious!

    I LOVE the movie Coraline!

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  14. WhirlochreAugust 26, 2009 at 3:05 PM

    Nice to see you braving a peep over the reviso-poop barricade...

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  15. Colleen_KatanaAugust 28, 2009 at 6:40 PM

    Not only are your kids hysterical, but I love that you have "emergency donut runs" to Krispy Kreme...the best donuts in the WORLD.

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  16. Kappa no HeAugust 28, 2009 at 7:53 PM

    Child Logic is the best. Can you see the light at the end of the tunnel as far as revisions go? I hope so, then it's time to relax, party, relax...

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  17. BarrieAugust 29, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    I, for one, would enjoy a video....

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  18. Nora MacFarlaneAugust 30, 2009 at 11:59 AM

    LOL!!! Thanks for taking a break from revision to share.

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  19. Vivian MahoneyAugust 31, 2009 at 6:42 PM

    Hee, hee! You should let them loose with one of those FLIP video cameras. It would be priceless.

    Hope your revisions are going well!

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  20. Carrie HarrisSeptember 1, 2009 at 9:44 AM

    If only my emergency donut runs were this interesting.

    And now I'm hungry.

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  21. UnknownSeptember 2, 2009 at 10:50 AM

    Your kids are a whole comedy show all by themselves! And yes, you've got to record them one day!

    Good luck with the revisions!

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  22. laughingwolfSeptember 2, 2009 at 7:38 PM

    lol... all kinds of imaginative stuff in those heads, el ;)

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  23. C.R. EversSeptember 7, 2009 at 9:59 PM

    OMG! That's hysterical!

    thnx for the giggles. :0)

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  24. AnonymousSeptember 9, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    That's awesome!

    "Angus - Oh yeah! Well I would poop in my pants and then I would take off my poopy pants and throw it at the monster's face."

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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  25. Tyhitia GreenSeptember 11, 2009 at 11:59 AM

    LOL. Too funny. Your kids need a microphone. :-D

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  26. Steve MalleySeptember 13, 2009 at 7:55 AM

    I've missed your posts-- you always bring a laugh here at Secret Headquarters! :p

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