Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Random Funny Things My Kids Say - Part 39
Oldest - So how did you know Daddy loved you?
Me - When he got me a bucket and held up my hair as I puked my guts out.
Oldest - Ergh! That's disgusting and not romantic at all!
Me - That's true love.
Oldest - (Stares at me with disgust.) So did you ever hold Daddy's hair for him while he threw up?
Me - He has short hair.
Oldest - You know what I mean! Did you hold a bucket while he was sick?
Me - No way! I'm a sympathetic vomiter. Can't do it.
Oldest - You're not right! So you're saying Daddy loves you more than you love Daddy?
Me - No, I'm just smarter.
Oldest - (long pause) Mom, I can see your evil genius at work.
Me - That's because (doing my best Darth Vader impersonation) I am your Mother.
Oldest - I'm out of here.
Me - Come back child, join me and we will rule the world...