Monday, March 9, 2009

Random Funny Things My Kids Say - Part 26

We are in the car driving to take the older two to Korean school which Angus loathes. Stuck in traffic, Youngest lets out a huge burp. Recently this little critter has been letting out linebacker sized burps which is hysterical coming from this tiny 5 year old frame.

In the car, the girls are cracking up over the loud burp when Youngest rips out another, huger one. It's actually quite startling.

So I ask her, "Are you burping on purpose?"

"Yes," she answers with a big grin. "My body is a burp factory."

Angus is howling and shouts, "Do another!!!"

Youngest opens her mouth and nothing comes out.

"Sorry," she says. "The factory is now closed."

20 comments:

  1. As long as the factory doesn't have a basement... ha ha ha!!

    They are all so adorable!

    terrie

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  2. precocious lil one ;) what a cutie.

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  3. Sorry I haven't been around as much lately. I don't even know what to do with my own blog...feeling in a funk. But as long as the burp factory re-opens in the morning, all is well!
    :-)

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  4. Ha! So funny! Can't wait until my little guy can talk.

    Your blog design is so beautiful, by the way.

    Parker P

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  5. lol... seems bodily sounds are universally funny :)

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  6. The factory is probably downsizing. ;)

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  7. Don't usually think other people's kids are funny, but this is hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

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  8. So that's why my pants flew off in the street the other day.

    I knew there was something in this "butterfly effect" mullarkey.

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  9. Snarf. Something tells me that I know where they got their sense of humor from...

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  10. Aww you're kids are so funny. :)

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  11. That last line is halarious. Just love your girls

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  12. You better just hope she doesn't open a fart factory!

    What a wee darling!

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  13. ROFL, I was going to say what J.L. said, LOL! Wow, at 5? She's going to be something, isn't she?

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  14. LOL @ Whirl

    The factory's closed b/c of the unions...

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  15. Hilarious! Unfortunately, I can imnagine it perfectly. My very petite 13 year old has what we call hic-burps... always a charming and lovely event....ahem....

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  16. I have a burp factory of my own. Love your girls. They would get on so well with mine who are very given to windy entertainment too.

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  17. Love these! How is it your kids are so cute, and so many other children I meet come with the spinning-around heads and glowing red eyes?!

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