Yesterday was an incredibly hot day. Over a 100 even in the late afternoon. I decided to take the girls to the pool after school. There were a lot of kids already there. Mostly boys. The water was so warm it was like a bath but still refreshing from the incredible heat.
There was also an attractive woman in a very revealing black bikini. She was standing on the steps into the pool with her back to Youngest as she paddled by. Youngest stops right behind her and calls out to her.
"Excuse me lady! You have a rock on your butt!" Youngest says in her loud cute carrying voice.
"What?" Bikini lady asks.
"YOU HAVE A ROCK ON YOUR BUTT!" Youngest shrieks.
By this time I have grabbed Youngest and am trying to pull her away from the scene she is causing as little boys start gathering to look at this lady's butt. Bikini lady finally figures out what Youngest is going on about.
"Oh that!" she says with a strained smile. "That's just a mole."
"A MOLE?!!" Youngest shrieks. "It looks like a nimple. A nimple on her butt!"
She turns to me and says again, "Mommy, she has a nimple on her butt!"
I am trying to cover her mouth as the little boys start chanting nimple, nimple, nimple, butt, butt, butt! Poor woman. Luckily, Youngest then farted in the pool, leaving a trail of bubbles as she promptly announced "I farted in the pool and felt bubbles come out of my butt!"
All the boys forgot all about nipple butt lady trying to turn the pool into a jacuzzi.
I decided to get out before a real accident occurred.