The aliens have landed, released from the mother school-ship, they will descend upon me like the hounds of hell. They will demand constant attention. They will eat ravenously but never be full. They will watch annoying television shows with bad theme songs. They will listen to horrible teeny bop music. They will demand to invite more aliens to torture me. They will make terrible messes. They will leave foul odors. They will . . .
They're her e . ..
H E L P M E H E L P M E H E L P M E H E L P M E H E L P M E H E L P M E H E L . . .
10 comments:
don't sleep, don't sleep. Oh, you won't be able to anyway!
In this case, a tin foil hat seems not quite enough. Better roll up in a giant aluminum cocoon and hide under your bed. It might get you 15 minutes of alone time. Good luck!
OMG, I'm already there. Whose brilliant idea was summer vacation, anyway? We don't live in a primarily agricultural society anymore. Get those kids back in SCHOOL!
Haha! I guess there's not much point in commenting since the aliens have probably sucked out your brain at this point...
Hopefully there's a lock on the bathroom door. Either lock them in or lock yourself in!
Don't look them in the eye. They'll take that as an excuse to ask for something.
That's why I have plants. ;) *L*
LOL. Have fun. I have my little cousin coming to my house for a week. Her mother is pleased. :-D
whatever the graphic was, it's now gone :(
but yeah, aliens is right... luckily those who attacked me are now 'numerically' mature and i only have to deal with them occasionally ;) lol
Ha! I bet you love it when they are home, Ello!
Post a Comment