Thursday, June 24, 2010

Random Funny Things My Kids Say - Part 42

Overheard this conversation:

Angus (middle child who is now 9) to Youngest (who is 6)

Angus - "Look, if you have to pick your nose while we are out, make sure to use the hand sanitizer afterward." (I always carry hand sanitizer in my purse.)

Youngest - "What if there's no more?"

Oldest (who is now 11) - "Then don't pick your nose. It's disgusting!"

Angus (whispering) - "Don't listen to her. Everyone picks their nose. That's why your own finger fits in your own nose perfectly." To demonstrate, Angus holds up her finger to Youngest's tiny little nostril. "See, my finger's too big for your nose but yours is just right. Oh but now you got a boogie on my finger. Quick get the hand sanitizer!"

Oldest - "I just don't understand how you guys are related to me."

9 comments:

Kim Kasch said...

I guess it goes both ways - oldest to youngest and youngest to oldes - 'cuz my kids always say they must have been adopted

They weren't ;-)

Charles Gramlich said...

That's why your finger fits your nose. The perfect answer!

fairyhedgehog said...

My first laugh of the day. Thank you!

Rena said...

LOL -- your kids are so funny!

Larissa said...

LMAO - Thanks for the laugh. That was awesome.

Whirlochre said...

Maybe someone should invent the nose and ear hoover...

Aniket said...

Hard to beat that logic...

Travis Erwin said...

I agree. It's all apart of the architecture.

laughingwolf said...

perfect logic... all of it! :)

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