I was at Barnes and Noble browsing when I overheard the following conversation between two old ladies.
First old lady - These young people are so rude these days!
Second old lady - Tell me about it
First old lady - I mean people don't even respect church anymore. During last mass, this young man sitting next to me left his phone on the pew and it started ringing and vibrating. I mean the thing is vibrating so much it damn near falls off the bench! And this man takes his sweet little old time before he finally turns it off. And right during the homily of all things!
Second old lady - (tut tuts and shakes her head disapprovingly) Disgraceful! Simply disgraceful!
First old lady - So I say to him. I'd tell you to shove that thing where the sun don't shine but I do believe you'd enjoy it too much!
Both ladies start cackling and so do I. I just love eavesdropping.
So what's the funniest thing you've overheard? Share it here and I'll enter you in to win a prize. I don't know what the prize is and I don't know how the funniest thing will be chosen just yet, but I'm in the mood for a contest.
Let the hilarity begin!