Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Random Funny Things My Mom says

So I was over at my folks for a short visit last week with the kids when I happened to notice that my Mom keeps watching the French channel. When I asked her why she said, "Your sister married a Frenchman, so I need to learn French."

Me - By watching the French news?

Mom - Yes, same like English. How you think I learn good English? From watching TV.

Me - Riiiiiiiight.

Later on that night, I come home to find my Mom still watching TV, but something has changed.

Me - I thought you said you was trying to learn French?

Mom - I am.

Me - Then why are you watching the Italian news?

Mom - Italian? Waaaaaaaah? No wonder I don't know what they talking about!

Me - Riiiiiiiight.

23 comments:

Martha Flynn said...

Oh man. I can totally relate. I have actual TEARS squeezing out of the corners of my eyes from laughing at this.

Christina Farley said...

Your mom is classic.

Melissa Marsh said...

LOL!

Charles Gramlich said...

LOL. I believe every word your mom said.

Kim Kasch said...

OMG: That was good. Love Moms.

Kelly said...

Funny!

Catherine J Gardner said...

Fantastic. :)

strugglingwriter said...

He he he he he. That's awesome. Thanks for sharing.

Paul

LarramieG said...

Here's to your mom -- the lead swimmer in the family's gene pool of humor!

lishacauthen said...

I love your Mom. Will you share her?

fairyhedgehog said...

Oh my word that's hysterical!

Lana Gramlich said...

Actually, French, Spanish & Italian are all relatively close, linguistically. I took High School Spanish & my friend took Italian. We were still able to converse together in our respective languages. It wasn't until I started learning Welsh (one of the oldest surviving languages on the planet,) that my brain rebelled completely & said, "You've GOT to be KIDDING me!"

Danette said...

Oh my gosh! That was too funny!

Danette

Rena said...

LOLOLOL!

Vivian said...

Your mom is great! Too funny.

Whirlochre said...

Tee hee.

cindy said...

you do know that we all, eventually, turn into our moms, right? hee!

Mary Witzl said...

Your poor mom! I know how she feels!

We were in Nicosia, Cyprus, during a recent holiday, and my daughter and I happened to overhear a conversation between two people. I told my youngest kid that it sounded a lot like Turkish and she looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Mom, it IS Turkish."

Chris Eldin said...

AHAHAHAH!

She's a cutie!
:-)

C.R. Evers said...

LOL! That's hysterical!!!!!! :0)

Thnx for the giggles!

Aniket said...

Your blog seriously is all smiles isn't it.

Your mom rocks just like you. :-)

Little Girl Lost said...

LOL!
obviously you get your sense of humour from her :)

J. L. Krueger said...

Your mom is a blast! But I'm glad to see you are so supportive.

Riiiight! :)

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