The girls have watched Coraline for the 10th time and were talking about the movie while I was driving to Krispy Kreme for an emergency donut run.
Oldest - So if the other mother kidnapped our parents what would you do?
Youngest - I would grab her arms and bite her really hard.
Angus - You can't! Her hands were made of metal and her arms are real skinny. You'd break your teeth!
Youngest - I would kick her in her butt!
Oldest - Um, hello! Monster, remember?
Angus - Well I would bring Daddy and a nose pin. And then I would aim Daddy's butt at the monster and put on my nose pin. Daddy would fart aaaaaaannnnnnnd. The. Monster. Would. DIEEEEEEEEE!!!! Dun dun dun.
Oldest - But Mom and Dad would be kidnapped by the monster!
Angus - Oh yeah! Well I would poop in my pants and then I would take off my poopy pants and throw it at the monster's face.
Youngest - YUCKY!
Oldest - You would be half naked!
Angus - Well, that way I could also fart as I run away. And. She. Would. DIE!!!!! Dun dun dun!!!
Oldest - You're disgusting.
Youngest - I have to poop now.
One of these days I've got to record them secretly. I can't really capture the true essence of how funny they are by words alone.
OK - now back to frantic, feverish revising!
