Monday, January 24, 2011

Random Funny Things My Kids Say - Part 48

I've been promising the girls that if I ever sold my book we'd get a new car. We were way overdue. My van and Da Man's CRV are both over 10 years old. So, with the fabulous news of my book deal, the first thing out of the girls mouths after "Hurray, that's awesome!" was "So can we buy a new car now?"

The new car is a Mazda CX9. We did a lot of research and test driving before finally settling on it. And we were smart. We got a great deal on a brand new 2010 just as they were bringing in the new 2011s. But the best part of the car is the seatwarmers. The girls call them buttwarmers and they are bummed that only the front 2 seats have them.

So as we were waiting outside for Da Man to come out, Angus sat up front and cranked up the buttwarmer.

Angus - Ah that feels toasty warm! You're so lucky, Mommy!

Me - Uh huh

Angus - Uh oh. My tummy is rumbling.

Oldest - Don't you dare!

Angus - Mommy! What happens if I fart while sitting on the butt warmer? Will I explode and die?

Oldest - No, but we will!!


Kelly Bryson said...

Whew! I'm glad our car doesn't have butt warmers. They sound very dangerous (to the air quality, at least) Congrats on the book deal:)

Charles Gramlich said...

Butt warmers, an idea whose time has come

fairyhedgehog said...

Your girls sound like great fun!

Kimbra Kasch said...

What a way to go though, with a warm little tush

jjdebenedictis said...

I was going to make a sarcastic comment about the joys of a warm anus, but I live in Canada and I must confess: those seatwarmers are wonderful invention.

McKoala said...

LOL! Great car too, one of our friends has one!

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