Friday, April 22, 2011

Random Funny Things My Mom says - Part 9

Conversation with my Mom

Mom - Happy Birthday! Ok, where's my Mother's Day present?

Me - Mother's day? That's not til next month, isn't it?

Mom - Waaa? How can you forget? Your birthday is also My Mother's Day! I carried you for 9 difficult months, went through 24 hours of the worst labor pains that I can still remember clearly 40 years later, all with no pain relief. This is more my day than yours!

Me - You're right. Happy Mother's Day.

Mom - Good, now give me my Mother's day present.

I give her a big hug and kiss.

Mom - Happy Birthday my biggest baby.

Me - Hey, that means I get to have Mother's Day an extra 3 times a year.

Mom - You had an epidural all 3 times. Not the same.

Me - Darn!

It's nice having my folks around on my birthday!


T.D. McFrost said...

Herro, Ellen

I'm not sure if you got this already, and if you have please accept another; but I presented you with the Stylish Blogger Award because I think you're incredible!

If you have time, stop on by and celebrate!

Lori M. Lee said...

Your mom is phenomenal haha. But I suspect you know this :D

Jennifer said...

I love posts about your mom!

Also, **Happy Birthday** this year is going to hold such wonderful things for you : ) Wishing you well!

Alexis S. said...

LoL, your mom is so cute! (and hey, she has a point about how hard she labored (oh! and my horrible puns rear their ugly heads!) to bring you into the world) But in any case, Happy Birthday! I surfed in on Marie Lu's #FF tweet and wanted to congratulate you on getting published!

Incidentally, I'm also an AA gal writing YA fantasy (though just starting out--haven't even finished the book yet ^^;; ). It's so cool to see more YA Fantasy hitting the shelves. Is yours a more traditional/European type of fantasy, or one that draw from Eastern mythology like Cindy Pon's work? Are you allowed to say?

Angie said...

LOL! Happy birthday! :D


laughingwolf said...

yappy barfday, el... :O lol

your mama's still a hoot! :)

Akasha Savage. said...

Funny post! My birthday and my daughter's birthday are actually on the smae day so we often have very similar conversations to that one! :D

Courtney Pippin-Mathur said...

My bday is also on mother's day. Double the guilt from Mom, less gifts for me. :) actually, it's pretty cool to have an entire weekend happy. Late Birthday!

playbazaar said...

Satta king
this is brilliant!!

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