We are in the car driving to take the older two to Korean school which Angus loathes. Stuck in traffic, Youngest lets out a huge burp. Recently this little critter has been letting out linebacker sized burps which is hysterical coming from this tiny 5 year old frame.
In the car, the girls are cracking up over the loud burp when Youngest rips out another, huger one. It's actually quite startling.
So I ask her, "Are you burping on purpose?"
"Yes," she answers with a big grin. "My body is a burp factory."
Angus is howling and shouts, "Do another!!!"
Youngest opens her mouth and nothing comes out.
"Sorry," she says. "The factory is now closed."