Overheard this conversation:
Angus (middle child who is now 9) to Youngest (who is 6)
Angus - "Look, if you have to pick your nose while we are out, make sure to use the hand sanitizer afterward." (I always carry hand sanitizer in my purse.)
Youngest - "What if there's no more?"
Oldest (who is now 11) - "Then don't pick your nose. It's disgusting!"
Angus (whispering) - "Don't listen to her. Everyone picks their nose. That's why your own finger fits in your own nose perfectly." To demonstrate, Angus holds up her finger to Youngest's tiny little nostril. "See, my finger's too big for your nose but yours is just right. Oh but now you got a boogie on my finger. Quick get the hand sanitizer!"
Oldest - "I just don't understand how you guys are related to me."