After church this past Sunday, my Mom turned to the girls and congratulated them for being so good during mass.
My Mom - You girls were so good and quiet during the mass today. I was so impressed because even I was so boring during the long long sermon. So boring.
Youngest - (very sincerely) You're not boring, Grandma.
Angus - Well, it wasn't too bad because of the old man who kept burping all during church. Every time he said 'Amen' he burped really loud and long.
The girls both start laughing.
Mom - He was burping? I thought he was snoring loudly.
Angus - No, I kept looking at him and he would glare at me and then he would burp again.
Youngest - That man was very gassy.
Mom - It must be because he was so boring.
Youngest - No Grandma, he was very entertaining, but disgusting.
Mom - Yes, very disgusting.